A view from the north featuring Matt Cole

WORK INTERACTIONS

        The intro to this involves my work. I am employed as a driver and I make deliveries for UPS. Interactions happen at each stop and I would like to dissect the types of interactions encountered each day.

Male To Male: Two dicks. No Vagina! NEVER GOOD! You can tell a dude to dude interaction because it is always mono-toned and well mannered. If you receive packages all day (Not a teabag joke) you run into guy after guy after guy! It's like a delivery gangbang except there is lots of sore buttholes. It's like the awkward one night stand of the interaction world. Two strangers meet briefly, conduct business, then one leaves disappointed.

Male to Female: A relationship is formed through constant interaction. I feel like a whore flirting with each gracious secretary that comes along but it must be done. 5 minutes at a time goes a long way. The conversation is pleasant and kind unlike the male. It has some sincerity to it on each end. Its like the one night stand but the call two days later.
Female to Female: Two catty bitches. When walks in the door they are instantly judge my their swagger and dress. It's simple woman hate other woman who look better than them but they will play nice to get their way. Its like the pack of wolves that get along during the hunt just to eat.

This is the 4th installment of "A view from the north featuring Matt Cole" by Matt Cole